Gnome Lifeguard on Duty

Hello All,

I had a wonderful time yesterday at the pool! A group of Lawrentians went to the Recreation Center here on campus and had a roaring time in the water. There were people jumping off diving boards, splashing around and having a great time. They even played some old school sharks and minnows (only I knew the proper rules, of course). Unfortunately, I was a smidge under the height requirements for the deep end, but I supervised and made sure no one got hurt.

On a related celebratory note, we also made a delicious cake for Jon's birthday today. We brought it up to him right at midnight and ate it all by 12:15. I for one thought it was magnificent. I do enjoy good cake quite a lot. Hopefully the festivities continue throughout the year, I can always eat more cake.

Deliciously,

Clarence

Wait....It's not spring?

Hello All,

As second week starts up here at Lawrence, I can't help but wonder. What happened to that wonderful weather during spring break? I had a marvelous time out of doors without a coat. I even had a chance to play in the sandbox! Here in Appleton all of the snow remains on the ground, and even though it is sunny, it is still cold. I cannot wait to be able to lounge outside on the grass.

People are getting back into the swing of classes, as am I. I am very exited to be taking Bio 243: Botany of Landscaping. It reminds me of home, and our final project is a construction of a small lawn, which I will gladly stand on for demonstration. My caretaker is also thrilled by her class schedule, as she is finally taking Acting this term. She is extremely excited.

Soon to be Greenly,

Clarence

Ran Fast

Hello All,

Although it has been wonderful to be back at Lawrence, I can't help but miss my wonderful spring break. As it has been snowing here in Appleton for the past few days, and both my caretaker and I left our best winter ware at home.

On another note, I hear the wonderful track girls I met last week did very well at their indoor state meet. The 4x800 even won! I like to think it was because of my extensive assistance at the meet last week, but I'm sure their raw speed helped them also. I will continue to support these wonderful girls through their outdoor season as it begins in this wonderful weather.

Athletically,

Clarence

Swing into Spring

Hello All,

It is wonderful to have a spring break with such wonderful weather. My caretaker and I have been taking full advantage of it, walking the dog and swinging in the backyard. We even got to have grilled pork chops, they were scrumptious.

It is so refreshing to feel the wind against my face and beard outside. I can't wait to meet some new animal friends, I hear the squirrels at Lawrence are very cordial.

Finally Warmly,

Clarence

Run Fast.

Hello All,

Finals have finally finished and I am at home with my caretaker. I even got the wonderful opportunity to go to her sister's track meet yesterday. It was very exciting. Molly won her race, as well as many of the other West runners! I even got the marvelous opportunity to meet lots of them!

The weather is wonderful here in Iowa, much warmer than Wisconsin. I even got a touch of home eating popcorn yesterday at the meet. My caretaker and I cannot wait to visit with all of her friends over the break, as well as seeing her family again.

Running Rapidly,
Clarence

Finals Fun

Hello All,

As you may be well aware of, it is finals week here at LU. There is lots of studying, and even more procrastination being done. Fortunately, I feel well prepared for my Advanced Tailgating final, as I have been practicing my bean bag tossing extensively for the past few weeks.

My caretaker's comrades have taken a liking to watching the Lord of The Rings movies (extended editions) late at night, and enjoying every minute of them. They have also been studying all over campus, as well here in the dorm.

Happy Studies,
Clarence

I don't mean to toot my own horn, but...

Hello All,

It has been an exciting musical weekend here at Lawrence and back at home. I hear my caretaker's mother finally got herself to a Rascal Flatts concert, and thouroughly enjoyed the experience. I, however, had the wonderful oppoortunity to go to the Lawrence Symphony Orchestra concert on Friday night. It was magnificent. They even had a guest hamonican who was incredibly impressive. I had no idea a harmonica could sound so great.

It is now the beginning of tenth week, which means major study time. Finals are fast apporaching, as well as spring break. I am anxious to get back home and release all of this stress in the hot tub.

Musically,
Clarence

Just Breathe

Hello All,

It is so wonderful to know that there is one activity that can never frusterate a gnome. My caretaker recently got a new yoga mat, and I decided to take it for a little spin. It was magnificent. I got into upside-down tree on my first try! My caretaker says it is the greatest excercise, and it also helps her forget about all of the stresses of college.

On another note, my caretaker's computer was at the computer doctor for a few days, which prevented my updates. Fortunately, the problem was nothing dramatic, and I will be able to continue informing you wonderful people of my various ventures.

Flexibly,
Clarence